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Episodes

# Episode IMDb rating Subtitles count Release Date
season 1
S01E00 Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.3 1
S01E01 Pilot 8.4 116
S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards 8 101
S01E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.9 92
S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 8.1 94
S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 8 72
S01E06 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.8 75
S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 8.4 77
S01E08 Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 8 82
S01E09 Phase One, Complete 7.8 81
S01E10 Merry Thanksgiving 8.2 0
S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.8 0
S01E12 Camel Filters and Pheromones 8.8 86
S01E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.9 79
S01E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 8 0
S01E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 8.1 69
S01E16 That Was Saliva, Alan 8 81
S01E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 8.1 78
S01E18 An Old Flame with a New Wick 8.6 86
S01E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 8.2 77
S01E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.8 73
S01E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 8.2 77
S01E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 8.1 0
S01E23 Just Like Buffalo 8.6 84
S01E24 Can You Feel My Finger 8.3 76
season 2
S02E01 Back Off Mary Poppins 8.2 78
S02E02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.8 62
S02E03 A Bag Full of Jawea 8.2 57
S02E04 Go Get Mommy's Bra 8.1 0
S02E05 Bad News from the Clinic 7.9 0
S02E06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 8.1 51
S02E07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.7 62
S02E08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 8.2 57
S02E09 Yes, Monsignor 8 52
S02E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 8.2 62
S02E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 8.2 65
S02E12 A Lung Full of Alan 8.2 61
S02E13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 8.3 58
S02E14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.9 0
S02E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 8.1 0
S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 8.3 62
S02E17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 8.1 82
S02E18 It Was Mame, Mom 8.3 0
S02E19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 8 63
S02E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.9 56
S02E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 8 72
S02E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.8 68
S02E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.8 70
S02E24 Does This Smell Funny to You 8.5 0
season 3
S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 8.1 0
S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 8.3 0
S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 8 75
S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.9 63
S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky 8 74
S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.5 65
S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.1 66
S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do 8.4 0
S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend 8.1 74
S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted 7.8 0
S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned 8.4 67
S03E12 That Special Tug 8.2 57
S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.8 0
S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 8.3 64
S03E15 My Tongue Is Meat 8 73
S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call 8.5 0
S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.8 65
S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.8 62
S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 8 70
S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 8.3 65
S03E21 And the Plot Moistens 7.9 64
S03E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie 8.1 71
S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie 7.9 70
S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 8.3 72
season 4
S04E01 Working for Caligula 7.8 0
S04E02 Who's Vod Kanockers 8 68
S04E03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.8 69
S04E04 A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.7 65
S04E05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.9 69
S04E06 Apologies for the Frivolity 8.4 71
S04E07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 8 81
S04E08 Release the Dogs 8.1 63
S04E09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.8 56
S04E10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.9 53
S04E11 Walnuts and Demerol 8.7 68
S04E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.8 66
S04E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.8 51
S04E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.9 57
S04E15 My Damn Stalker 8.1 60
S04E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.9 52
S04E17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.8 65
S04E18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.8 54
S04E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 8.3 56
S04E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 8.3 59
S04E21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 8 64
S04E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.9 61
S04E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 8.2 63
S04E24 Prostitutes and Gelato 8.4 61
season 5
S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 8.1 59
S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon 8 63
S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 8 59
S05E04 City of Great Racks 8.1 67
S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 8.1 72
S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 8 67
S05E07 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.9 75
S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.6 72
S05E09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 8.1 68
S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 8.2 96
S05E11 Meander to Your Dander 8.2 74
S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 8 77
S05E13 The Soil is Moist 8.2 65
S05E14 Winky-Dink Time 8.1 74
S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction 8 70
S05E16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 8.1 70
S05E17 Fish in a Drawer 8.8 68
S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk 7.9 71
S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 8 67
season 6
S06E01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8 100
S06E02 Pie Hole, Herb 7.9 60
S06E03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.1 69
S06E04 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.8 67
S06E05 A Jock Strap in Hell 7.7 68
S06E06 It's Always Nazi Week 8.1 84
S06E07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 8 75
S06E08 Pinocchio's Mouth 7.8 76
S06E09 The Mooch at the Boo 8.6 82
S06E10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.7 73
S06E11 The Devil's Lube 7.8 64
S06E12 Thank God for Scoliosis 8.2 66
S06E13 I Think You Offended Don 7.7 76
S06E14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 8.1 74
S06E15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.7 56
S06E16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.3 83
S06E17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.7 68
S06E18 My Son's Enormous Head 7.7 76
S06E19 The Two Finger Rule 8.8 80
S06E20 Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8 87
S06E21 Above Exalted Cyclops 8.3 69
S06E22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.7 66
S06E23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.8 72
S06E24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.4 69
season 7
S07E01 818-jklpuzo 8.4 84
S07E02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 8 63
S07E03 Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.9 68
S07E04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.8 54
S07E05 For the Sake of the Child 7.9 69
S07E06 Give Me Your Thumb 8.1 60
S07E07 Untainted by Filth 8.1 68
S07E08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.8 69
S07E09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 8 57
S07E10 That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' 8.1 55
S07E11 Warning, It's Dirty 8.1 67
S07E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 8 55
S07E13 Yay, No Polyps 8 61
S07E14 Crude and Uncalled For 7.7 57
S07E15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 7.8 53
S07E16 Tinkle Like a Princess 7.9 56
S07E17 I Found Your Moustache 7.6 75
S07E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 8.4 72
S07E19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave 7.9 58
S07E20 I Called Him Magoo 7.8 57
S07E21 Gumby with a Pokey 8.2 73
S07E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 8 65
season 8
S08E01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 8.6 83
S08E02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 8.1 80
S08E03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 8 71
S08E04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 8 89
S08E05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 7.8 71
S08E06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 8.1 71
S08E07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 7.9 85
S08E08 Springtime on a Stick 7.9 70
S08E09 A Good Time in Central Africa 8.1 80
S08E10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 7.6 80
S08E11 Dead from the Waist Down 7.5 60
S08E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 7.5 75
S08E13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 7.7 75
S08E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 7.8 73
S08E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 8.2 74
S08E16 That Darn Priest 7.7 68
season 9
S09E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 5.7 104
S09E02 People Who Love Peepholes 5.1 60
S09E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 5.1 83
S09E04 Nine Magic Fingers 5.5 45
S09E05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 5.6 53
S09E06 The Squat and the Hover 5.5 56
S09E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 5.7 51
S09E08 Thank You for the Intercourse 6.4 70
S09E09 Frodo's Headshots 6.3 56
S09E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 6.1 53
S09E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 6.3 57
S09E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 5.7 47
S09E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 6.6 52
S09E14 A Possum on Chemo 6.4 67
S09E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 6.5 72
S09E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 6.6 51
S09E17 Not in My Mouth! 5.6 50
S09E18 The War Against Gingivitis 5.7 61
S09E19 Palmdale, Ech 6.3 81
S09E20 Grandma's Pie 6.1 75
S09E21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 6.1 49
S09E22 Why We Gave Up Women 6.4 60
S09E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 5.7 49
S09E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 6.4 43
season 10
S10E01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 6.1 97
S10E02 A Big Bag of Dog 6.2 35
S10E03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 6.1 70
S10E04 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 6.6 79
S10E05 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 6.5 85
S10E06 Ferrets, Attack! 6 71
S10E07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 6.3 65
S10E08 Something My Gynecologist Said 6.6 73
S10E09 I Scream When I Pee 6.9 54
S10E10 One Nut Johnson 7 77
S10E11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 6.8 71
S10E12 Welcome to Alancrest 6.2 56
S10E13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 5.8 58
S10E14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 6.6 78
S10E15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 6.9 41
S10E16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 6.4 41
S10E17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 6.4 55
S10E18 The 9:04 from Pemberton 6.5 57
S10E19 Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 6.8 25
S10E20 Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 7 55
S10E21 Another Night with Neil Diamond 6.3 22
S10E22 My Bodacious Vidalia 6.5 17
S10E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 6.4 92
season 11
S11E01 Nangnangnangnang 6.3 114
S11E02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 6.2 76
S11E03 This Unblessed Biscuit 6.2 74
S11E04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 6.5 86
S11E05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 6.5 50
S11E06 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 6.3 76
S11E07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 6.7 85
S11E08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 6.4 74
S11E09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 6.3 72
S11E10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 6.7 80
S11E11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts 6.8 72
S11E12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 6.5 16
S11E13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 6.3 24
S11E14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 6.5 45
S11E15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 6.4 55
S11E16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 6.7 70
S11E17 Welcome Home, Jake 6.8 59
S11E18 West Side Story 6.8 69
S11E19 Lan mao shi zai wuding shang 7.4 55
S11E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 7.3 47
S11E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 6.2 41
S11E22 Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 6.8 68
season 12
S12E01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 5.3 25
S12E02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 5.4 16
S12E03 Glamping in a Yurt 5.6 29
S12E04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 5.6 34
S12E05 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 5.4 30
S12E06 Alan Shot a Little Girl 5.5 9
S12E07 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 6 6
S12E08 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 5.7 23
S12E09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 5.8 9
S12E10 Here I Come, Pants! 5.9 11
S12E11 For Whom the Booty Calls 5.8 13
S12E12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 6.3 36
S12E13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 6 6
S12E14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 5.9 21
S12E15 Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 4.2 10
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